var jokes=new Array()



//change the jokes if desired. Add/ delete additional jokes as desired.



jokes[0]='Q.  Why aren\'t you allowed to yell and scream in a popcorn field?<br><i>A.  It will hurt the ears.</i>'



jokes[1]='Q.  What breed of dog lives in a popcorn field?<br><i>A.  Husky.</i>'



jokes[2]='Q.  Why does the ear of popcorn go to the gym and workout everyday?<br><i>A.  He wants to get huskier.</i>'



jokes[3]='Q.  What did Little Red Riding Hood say to the stalk of popcorn?<br><i>A.  My, what big ears you have.</i>'



jokes[4]='Q.  What do you call the piece of popcorn who made a career out of the military?<br><i>A.  Kernal.</i>'



jokes[5]='Q.  Do you know why the bag of popcorn didn\'t make it as a comedian?<br><i>A.  He was too Korny.</i>'



jokes[6]='Q.  Why does a farmer plant popcorn instead of regular corn?<br><i>A.  He wants to puff up his profits.</i>'



jokes[7]='A bag of Kettle Korn went into a bar.  The bartender said, "I\'m sorry, we don\'t serve Kettle Korn here."  The bag smiled and said, "Thank goodness, I finally found a safe place."'



jokes[8]='Q.  What did May West say to the bag of popcorn?<br><i>A.  Why don\'t you pop over to my house sometime...</i>'



jokes[9]='Old MacDonald Had a farm <i>Ear I, Ear I, O</i>'



jokes[10]='Name 3 Generations of Kettle Korn...<br><i>Pop Pop, Pop and Little Pop</i>'



jokes[11]='Q.  Do you know what your mother will do if you don\'t eat all your kettle korn?<br><i>A.  She will make you stand in the CORNer</i>'



jokes[12]='Q.  Why doesn\'t kettle korn need piano lessons?<br><i>A.  He can play by ear.</i>'



jokes[13]='Did you ear about Mr. & Mrs. Kettle Korn?<br><i>A.  They are expecting and anxiously waiting for their little kernal to pop.</i>'



jokes[14]='Q.  Why Don\'t people walk in a popcorn field on Halloween?<br><i>A.  It\'s too earie.</i>'



jokes[15]='Did you ear about the Kettle Korn man who went out of business?<br><i>He was too pooped to pop.</i>'



jokes[16]='Q.  Where was the bag of popcorn\'s favorite place to go boating?<br><i>A.  Lake Earie.</i>'



jokes[17]='Q.  Why was the field of Kettle Korn placed under arrest?<br><i>A.  Stalking.</i>'



jokes[18]='Q.  How do you know a true Kettle Korn fanatic?<br><i>A.  Their favorite dish is Korn Meal.</i>'



jokes[19]='Q.  What is the bag of Kettle Korn\'s favorite hair style?<br><i>A.  Korn Rows.</i>'



jokes[20]='Q.  What did Mr. and Mrs.  Kettle Korn name their new baby?<br><i>A.  Kornelius.</i>'



jokes[21]='Q.  Where can you go to get Kettle Korn and ride the Ferris Wheel?<br><i>A.  The Kornival.</i>'



jokes[22]='Q.  Why shouldn\'t you tell someone a secret while standing in a Kettle Korn field?<br><i>A.  Too many ears.</i>'



jokes[23]='Q.  What did the doctor tell the stalk of popcorn that was having chest pains?<br><i>A.  You are having a kornorary.</i>'



var whichjoke=Math.floor(Math.random()*(jokes.length))

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